Hello everyone I've just woken up, in the middle of a Nuclear Physics lecture, after spending the morning shuffling around hopelessly in a sort of daze. I can't really work out why but I think Captain Morgan had something to do with it. I felt like someone had siphoned off my blood and replaced it with vegetarian gravy. Anyway, like I said I've just woken up in the middle of the most boring lecture you could imagine, given by a man who looks like he really should have been born as a vole or a hamster or something that burrows instead of a bloke with a piece of chalk that keeps breaking, and I found it strangely fascinating. It's like I've entered a crazy wibbly wobbly world where nothing makes sense. Gah! Maybe it's the pre-Bowlie trauma or something. No teapots? Blimey! Maybe if I bring my own I'll be like the little boy with the snotty nose and greasy shirt whose mum sent him off on Cub camp with a big bag of sweets, so everyone would his friends. And you could all be my friends because I had a teapot, and, oh! I'd be so glad, and then you'd steal my pants and fill them up with ants. No! You bastards! Natasha asked:

Who is the thousandth member? Should they be let out of the nursery early as an honourary privilege, or is there a secret tw** prize lined up for them?

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