On Mon, 18 May 1998, Alan Prior wrote:

on the way into town on the bus, the driver pulled over on the way through the village, said "i'll just be a minute", got out, crossed the road and went into the pub. He then came back out and carried on with the journey. Hmmm.

Could this be related to Keith's train driver story? Was yesterday "National Public Transport Drivers Get-Out-And-Shake-The-Snake Day"?

Cos i have my Modern Studies exam on wednesday and i can't remember what time it starts...

Higher or CSYS? I managed to fail my Higher Modern Studies *so* badly, they didn't even put it on my exam certificate! I only took it cause I had a bit of a crush on the teacher. I spent the year practising my "Doing The Crossword" skills. I'm a master at the Guardian <cough>quick<ahem> Crossword now!

Hahaha, only a day and a half to learn everything about british and american politics, income, wealth and poverty, the class system, politics of food aid... and other stuff that i've forgotten.

I did UK Political System, the NHS, Russia and Afro-American relations. Of which I can remember almost, but not quite, precisely bugger-all cubed.

so of course i'm typing e-mails instead. and going to see urusei yatsura tonight.

Rotter. Due to skintness and impending degree failure, I'm stuck in a computing lab at Heriot-Watt attempting to write a module of code which translates RTF to HTML (yeah, be impressed) And the c*ntmongering BBC have fixed the hole in their RealAudio censorship, so I canny hear Kenickie and the JAMC on The Evening Session. Arse arse arse arse ARSE! On Fri, 15 May 1998, Marylka wrote:

And am I alone in thinking that B&S sounds like some bizarre sexual practise?

Anyone got the latest issue of SKY to hand? (BabySpice cover) Cause it had an "A-Z of Sexual Practices" attached, and we could work out what B&S really means! On Sat, 16 May 1998, Colin Campbell wrote:

ha ha rangers are shite.

I have nothing to add, I just thought this warranted repeating :) Saw a great show on Saturday night - a ventriloquist called David Strassman. The most offensive puppet show I've ever seen (I don't remember Orville telling a knock-knock joke with the punchline "ah, fuck yourself"), and it was technically incredible (the animatronic dinosaurs which perform Bohemian Rhapsody were stunning), and well worth a fiver (student discount for a box seat!) The guy's got a one-off TV show on ITV Saturday night, but it'll probably be shite (what with it being on ITV and all). Of course, I was in such a good mood on Saturday evening that I could have sat through Kula Shaker with a big grin on my face! Hearts for the double, next year! Rod. Rod Begbie @ http://www.begbie.com | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | What I wanted was women, wine and song. | What I got was a drunk woman, singing. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------