<<also i want a dog on wheels, where can i procure such an object?>> when i was at school, i worked at the campus library and on days when it was slow, i would read cat fancy magazine (i love my cats). in the back of the magazine, they have classified ads for purebred cats, scoop-by-themself litterboxes, nasty looking collars, weird things to fence your cat in with, etc. my favorite thing, though, was the cat paralysis cart. it's this thing that with wheels that hooks on to your cat's hind quarters so if its poor little back legs are paralyzed, it can still wheel itself along. i'm sure they make them for dogs, too; look in dog fancy magazine or else just order one for cats. then you can have a dog on wheels. speaking of smut, how about corn smut? (that ridiculously nasty looking fungal disease that corn gets). while i'm living here amidst farms, wineries, and millions of fields of corn, i thought corn smut deserved a mention in the smut category. ok then, goodnight susan +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+