Alright fluffy animal lovers and even those who like rhinos, Time for some list abusive self promotion: I'm great. No, we all know that isn't true even my mum thinks I'm a tosser though she says it a bit politer than that. Which probably expains why when I left the house for a few days and came back all my stuff had been shifted up into the loft in boxes and the locksmith was there for some reason too. Ho hum.. Families eh? They're nearly as good as that 80's soap set in Australia and England with the guitarist from the Mock Turtles. Imagine the worst bit of Aussie and British soaps with a dash of Can u Dig It? It was bleedin' unmissable if you ask me. Anyway my point is for all you Londoners not attending that muddy load of toilet known as Glastonbury there's a little shindig in that little sweatbox commonly referred to as the Betsey Trottwood pub in Farringdon, on Farringdon Road on Friday the 23rd of June. Great bands (The Relict, White Papers, Jet Johnson & Special Guests!) and great DJ's from top pop combo's Camera Obscura and Tompaulin all starting from 7.30pm and carrying on to the unearthly hour of 1am. All for the bargain price of 3 English pounds. What more could you possible ask for on a summer's night? Email me if you need any more information, or if you want a coherent reply email mellstreet productions at mellstreet@btinternet.com. One of the mell street kids will put a flyer online for you soon with directions and stuff. Bless 'im. I can though comfirm now that the special guests do not now include a cover band who sing The Boy Done Wrong Again with a ukelele, who's encore apparently is to shove said ukelele where the sun don't shine. Now that's pop as he does it in under 3 and a half minutes, though, unfortunately, they don't get many encores. I did my best to get them here but there was a problem getting them working visas. Red tape eh? If I carry on writing pap it won't be proper list abuse will it, so I'll go back to reading my special Where the Wild Things Are book, which I'll finish one day. Oh and if anyone looks to the skies later in central London I'll be waving on top of that millenium eye thingy. Nice of the weather to start clouding over darkly just for me so I'll have a fine view of the best part of bugger all. Ho hum... Te ra, Martin P.S Is wanting a Fifteen-to-One themed party a sign that you really ought to get out more? +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+