Pizza Boy wrote:

Why, isn't that Paul 'n' Linda's finest moment, The Frog Chorus? Which reminds me, has anyone seen the ads for Linda's last album, on which she rants at f***ing (sic) journalists for knowing "f***ing nothing" and being "f***ing no-one"? A bit rich coming from one of the least worthwhile people on the planet, don't you reckon?

No I don't reckon. Linda may have been fairly duff at playing the tambourine but that doesn't make her public enemy number one. I'm not trying to get all right on here but what about the animal rights stuff she did? Is that not fairly worthwhile? If you're not happy with that try her sausages, which are very tasty, or have a look at her photos, some of which are very nice. I can also recommend any of her cookbooks. What with her and Jane Asher Paul must have had dinner sewn up. Anyway, I *like* Wings. They've got some good tunes. Some fairly pish ones too it has to be said, but it's crap how Macca always gets a slagging while everyone idolises John Lennon. They both wrote some very good songs and some very bad ones. I think Imagine can give Candle in the Wind a good run for its money in the naff olympics but you're not allowed to say that because he's dead. I know this has got nothing to do with anything but that remark got right up my bugle, as Frank Butcher would say. OK, rant over. While I'm on the subject of bad reputations - did someone call Keith winsome? He's not winsome. He RULES. Everybody knows that. And Chris, there's no need to apologise. I had a smashing Hogmanay. Thank you for being so entertaining. You're all welcome back next year, but Honey, maybe you should leave your phone off the hook. I had a look at your website too, by the way. You look smashing and I bet your songs are fabulous. Are there any as good as Jet? Can anybody explain Bobby Conn to me please? I saw him on TV the other night and I swear I thought I'd seen everything until I clapped eyes on him. What's all that about then? Does he always look like that? The Hush Puppy and I were silent for a full two minutes after witnessing his 'performance'. I thought I was au fait with lo-fi but that takes the cake. Enlighten me someone please. Happy trails. Anne xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+