Q: what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: anyone can roast beef. ha! sometimes i can't tell if pjmiller is making fun of me or not. i mean, big tackle this and big tackle that, and cod reggae.....sheesh. pick a real idol, pajama boy. i ain't no hero. but any post where someone speaks of taking a dump is a-ok with me. we all ought to do it more often. so there i was, on the commode......ah screw it. plagiarism is so boring. i got a copy of the album. thanks you know who you are. there's one song i don't care for at all. i won't say what it is cause i don't want to ruin it for anyone. and i can't rave about how good it is cause i don't want to ruin it. but it's good. has anyone heard snowpony? i had big hopes, but i heard it today. chalk up another disappointment. if anyone wants to nominate me for the weekly poem, i'm sure i could squeeze something out. Q: what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: the taste. Q: what has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: a pool table. i subscribe to a humour list. -brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +---+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+