Hi folks, First and foremost hugs and kisses to the New York listees I met on Saturday, and I *really* hope that none of you picked up the nasty cold that had reduced me to a croaking wheezing wreck. The up side of being ill whilst on holiday is that you get to spend a lot of your time watching adverts in your hotel room. There was one in particular that I just have to repeat here for your delectation: Small girl runs grinning into shot. Girl: "Mummy! Daddy! Come see!" Parents follow girl to living room and discover that it is full of christmas gifts, electrical appliances, a car, etc. Father: "Those must have been some cookies you left Santa!" Girl: "I didn't leave him cookies... I left him cheese" Cuts to picture of various cheeses. Voiceover: "Behold the power of cheese!" Kevan The Fat Slug *********************************** chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickclick.com http://www.chickmail.com *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+