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hello, what an exciting day i had yesterday. i went into the fun town-that-is-now-a-city Inverness to change the scary jacket that i received fir christmas. well, my father seemed to think i went ot change it. only when i got the refund he lost the plot for a wee moment. he calmed down afterwards. so i got the money to buy a new non-scary jacket & my dad was eventually ok, so i was kind of happy. then we went to the big tesco, coz it's really rather big compared to the old one. well, i went across to mvc because i had just found out that my fiver voucher had another tenner underneath it :) so i went and bought the latest hefner album and some books for 99p each when they used to be 8 quid and stuff. then i found i had enough money for a bag of haribo, so i went into tesco and bought some. it wasn't that easy, though. the place was pretty full, and i was nearly attacked by this shop-guy who had a big trolley thing full of stuff. So i eeked and walked swiftly away to the other side of the supermarket where the sweets were. the checkout wifey was really chatty, so i though i'd be a proper choochter (or however it's spelt) and say, "aye, no bad, yersel'" i went into the car park to look for the car and my parents, to the place where we parked the car. No blue renault clio's about. except at the other side of the car park, but when i went over to it, it was the wrong one. then i saw another one, but it wasn't the right one neither. i was wondering how many blue clio's could be in the one tesco car park at the same time. eventually, near the brink of giving up and going into the warmth of tesco again, my father turns up in the car. he went over to mvc with the car to look for me. grr so i went home and read about half of my book about beck and ate my lovely tangfastic haribo. it might just be me being a lightweight, but i can never have a whole bag in a day of the sour mix without my toungue being all weird & sour & stuff for a few days. oh well, better go to bed and get changed out of this t-shirt i spilled tea on about half an hour ago and is starting to become quite cold... have a happy new year everyone, johnjohn x _______________________________________________________________________ FSmail - Get your free web-based email from Freeserve: www.fsmail.net +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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John Maxwell