mrs. murdoch: could you please be my mum too? and because the house would be a bit small with both stuart and i, we would have to share a room and snuggle under the covers, just me and stuart and my little lion named roarrr. if you were my mum, would that mean that stuart and i >couldn't get up to no good? i do suppose so. maybe we could work something out...i seem to be having explicit dreams involving stuart, baby oil and john 3:16 pants. actually, i don't even know john 3:16 so forget about the pants.

Hooray for lust, does anyone else find the above more than a bit scary? I think that if anything like the above happened everyone involved would go straight to the can for infantile abuse. Oh, that song is on right now... I get to listen to my old radio station on the computer.... "I'm not waiting.... 'til I grow up..... to be a woman!!!" Thank you God. For Little Girls. Hey Jessica, my mom sucks too but go see the new Sharon Stone flick if you wanna see adoption gone horribly wrong, eh? Gawd, I never thought I'd recognize a Queens accent done =wrong=. I wonder if Sharon did field research... hanging out with the yentas down at Waldbaum's..... carrying a little notepad, "o.k., it's -sawlt an' peppah-. No you won't see my -vaginer- in the new flick". By the way, if you've ever seen the John 3:16 guy, he happens to look strikingly similar to Marty Krofft. Too similar. Though apparently John's in jail now for slaughtering his family but I don't know if he gets to the halfway house for book signings.... -Enoch ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+