Good Evening Sini-ewes and Sini-Rams.... I am pleased to hear from Miss Honey that the population of Scotland has increased by two as a result of the worldwide efforts of the Sini-Bear Adoption Agency. So far we have been able to arrange the adoption of 12 homeless bears. For those who may condemn postal service, I have to admit that for the price I pay, it definitely is the best value and they give me great service. I tend to use them quite frequently and parcels always arrive within 3 days in Canada, 7 in the US and 14 anywhere else. All for under 10 dollars. I am really dumbfounded why these people who give me such great service have a propensity for shooting each other. I've been reading some of the last mails and reading how so many people are starting the new year off dragging their asses, either from burn out or from the nasty cold/flu which seems to have gripped the entire world. I on the other hand seem to have hit the ground running. My new slogan at work is "shove it up your ass" (dragging the flat a along for a bit when you say it) So far I have sent off a scathing e-mail every day this week to someone or another. Today I got a reply from one of my muckety-muck pen pal who wants to meet with me to discuss my observations and opinions. I told my boss that if this person wants to have an open and honest discussion that I would look forward to it, if on the other hand they were going to try and "straighten me out" then it would be a messy situation and I would win. Here's a hint for you people who will be entering the work force. If you work for a large company, find, read and follow all of their procedural rules to the letter. That way you can stir up shit and they have no reason to can you, or if they do want to then they have to buy you out.<g> For some reason this week I have no tolerance for apathy in work stuff. I think I may have been listening to Le Pastie de la Bourgoisie a little too much lately. Back on the postal thing again...I sent The Major a parcel today. Kids love getting parcels or any type of mail....don't you remember?.....I managed to find him some Godzirra action figures (they're not bloody dolls, okay? They're action figures!) So I found him King Gdhorra (sp?) and Mecha Godirra. He is really excited about this. BTW: I will be scanning the movie stills that he got for Christmas last year from a friend of mine in Texas. I'll post em' on my site for those who may be interested. (the pics are 8x10 photos) For those who had mentioned their lack of amourous attention during the holiday season and that has caused them concern. I can assure you that you needn't worry until you find yourself in a situation where you are watching Toy Story and you start looking at the mom and thinking that she's kinda hot in those tight pants and you notice that there is no dad around......and it takes you a while to remember that you are watching a computer animation. (for the members of alternate preferences, please substitute those hunks from Beast Wars or something similar) Well, lucky for those who may have read this far, I don't feel like writing anymore. Besides, I have to save my brain for tomorrow and who I might feel like pissing off. Alexander +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+