Hello again all! Everybody seems most perturbed by the lack of photographic evidence of Mr. Murdoch's bare-chested exploits last weekend...being of the Argonian red-headed origin with little tufts of chest hair myself, I am willing to sell photographs of my chest. Any takers? Hmm. I guess I will think of some other way to make my fortune. Then again, maybe I will just make some fortune cookies. Ok. Some free advice: Don't leave the coffee machine on all weekend with just a tiny amount of coffee in the morning and then immediately fill the jug with cold water. Things tend to break and you could end up cutting your finger. Not that I would ever do something so ludicrous you understand. Huge applause to Vel for sending some poetry by Olivia Weatherspoon...she is wonderful. I don't claim to be any kind of an expert when it comes to poetry, but I do love her work. Her pubs are cheap too. Though they tend to be full of old men without any arms. They have intravenous drips attached directly to the barrels. Italians: Were Renée and Renata Italian, or were they just faking it? Save your love...what a classic! I think I was about 6 at the time it came out, and my sister had it on 7". I bet it's worth a bomb now. In more ways than one. Also, shouldn't Chelsea F.C.'s cup final songs qualify as Italian chart entries? The lighthouse family are from Newcastle though, and the Bigg Market there is something like Milan I believe. OK. Enough gibberish from me for one day. BMX boys have a lot of fun... Paul. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+