If Stevie Jackson was a chocolate bar, which one >would he be? He'd be

Well, I've been waiting in the preverbial wings for four and a half minutes now, and I'm carpin me pants. Be gentle with me, unless your called Miller, then you can be as rough as you like. I'm not one for introductions, but what the hell..I'm Beaker, not cos of my astonishing similarity to a Jim Henson character, but cos of my astounding inability to drink from a mug without causing third degree burns to my groinal regions. Oh and I hate cardigans, biscuits and Preston. That's the nice stuff over with. brainy Sarah wrote : the most SATISFYING (prrr) thats >for sure!!! The concept of satisfying yourself with a chocolate bar is certainly quite frightening. A twix has obvious benefits if you are that way inclined, but lacks on the girth side of things. I'd vote Stevie as a giant Toblerone man meself...ribbed for heightened pleasure. I've heard Peter Miller regularly satisfies himself with a finger of fudge in little boys room of some seedy Spanish bar. He always was easily pleased. Right, I'm off to stick a swiss roll up me arse. Love and kisses, Beaker xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+