Well, it appears that it's almost picnic time again. So how come there was snow outside this morning then? Carsmile did suggest that the first picnic should be on April 28th, which I think is a very silly idea. Because I'll be in Holland that weekend. And anyway, the weekend after (5th/6th/7th May) is a Bank Holiday... Someone thought that last time I posted I was having a go at Americans for trying to take over the world and killing innocent people along the way. But, well, I'm British, we can't really talk, let's face it. We've provided a large proportion of history's worst offenders - I mean, most people in this country still think of Sir Francis Drake as a national hero, when he was actually the world's worst pirate. Everyone who has ever built a vast empire has comitted atrocities along the way - Spain in South America, Britain in Africa and Australia, France in Africa, Japan in the Far East, the Spice Girls in the music business... There is a cure for shyness when it comes to talking to girls - just go out and get rat-arsed first. It worked for me at the weekend at a St Paddy's Day party. That is to say, I managed to speak to her. I've just got to work on the next bit of the process now. And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first (and probably only) time, I present you: content! I was being all egotistical (as you do), and a bit bored, so I did a search for my own name on the internet. And I have discovered that there is someone called Stuart Gardiner who plays bass in a band called The Big Figures (http://www.bigfigures.co.uk/), who've played a few gigs at Glasgow Uni Student Union, and who used to have as their lead singer a certain Mr Stuart Murdoch. Now that's freaky... The boy Miller's back. Praise the lord. Big Stu +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+