Hi sinister, I have proved in the past couple of days that God loves me, since for the past few days I had to walk to work every day since my car was knackered and in need of repairs - and those in the UK will know that we are having a season of hurricane at the moment (yesterday afternoon there was a hailstorm was was so heavy that it formed a slurpee-like layer on the roads). Guess what.. I don't have an umbrella! So I was dreading walking to work - but miraculously, it never rained A DROP from 7:45am-8:30am and 5:00pm-6:00pm to on each of my walking days! (it rained throughout other times). God Loves Me! And I love God too. Speaking of religious matters, Did you know? Buddists all exclusively listen to Drum 'n Bass, Jazz and Easy Listening and no other forms of music, because they are too at ease with the world and thus aren't miserable enough to care for the whiny lyrics of Morrisey despite the beautiful melodic tunes that often go with them. Ask any buddists - you should see Dahli Llama, he has souped up his sandals like any boy-sandal-wearer would, with loud KENWOOD bass speakers fitted on, aluminium spikes coming out the side, etc. etc. My not very boy-racer car is ready for collection in half an hours time, in full health once again (hopefully), but last night I had a bad dream: I was driving to this place to see my girl in my car, but for some reason I forgot that I have been out drinking all day and was actually pissed, and I crashed the car that I just got fixed, and despite my crying and begging they refuted my driving licence, so I couldn't see my girl ever again. Then I woke up, and I wasn't drunk, my car is about to be fixed, and thus if I had a girl who lives within driving distance, I could drive to pick her up for a ride, and she'd love it cos my car's great and she can sing "I love my car" in it, even if she's buddist, cos it's not a miserable whiny song. God knows what I just wrote... see some of you in Brighton, hopefully! Divine Interventions and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: I love Jordi, he loves the Red Bull Dozers _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+