A LITTLE GIRL B YER E SHE WEARS THE CORRECT SHOES I AND THEY POINT IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION N G NO TIME TO BE HAPPY NEED TO BE EXACT STYLE H FASHION A ART P I THINK THEREFORE I AM P SMART Y IN BED SHE LAY NEXT TO ME ASLEEP I S I WANTED TO TALK I LAY MY HEAD ON HER BELLY A TEAR STARTED TO ROLL FROM MY EYE B MMMMM E MAGICALLY I THE TEAR FELL FROM MY FACE N G AND SPLASHED INTO HER BELLY BUTTON MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM S E IT REMINDED ME OF L WHEN I WAS A KID F AND MY DAD GAVE ME A 2 PENCE PIECE I TO THROW INTO A WISHING WELL S THAT H WE FOUND ON ONE OF THOSE LONELY FAMILY WALKS I ASKED MY DAD IF I WOULD GET CHANGE FROM THE 2P MY DAD SAID D *DON'T BE STUPID U JUST THROW THE MONEY INTO THE WELL AND MAKE A WISH* I IGNORED HIM THREW IN THE 2P AND WISHED FOR CHANGE E MMMMMMMM WE ALL WISH FOR CHANGE DON'T WE? LUCKYLY MY CHILDHOOD MEMORY MOMENT WAS STOPPED BY A VOICE TYPE NOISE HOWEVER SHE WAS STILL ASLEEP A MMMM WHERE DID THIS VOICE COME FROM? AMAZINGLY IT WAS FROM HER BELLY BUTTON BB - HELLO HEN T GHD - HELLO BB - WHY ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP? GHD - MMMMMM NOT SURE I WANTED TO TALK WITH HER BUT SHE WENT TO SLEEP MMM DO U TALK WITH HER? BB - YES SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING WE ARE VERY CLOSE GHD - YES I CAN SEE THAT MMMMMMMMM SO WHAT DO I CALL U? H BB - WHATEVER U WANT GHD - I WILL CALL U BELLE BELLE - YES ERRRR I WILL CALL YOU SEBASTIAN THAT WAY IF YOU REPORT THIS CONVERSATION ON THE LIST YOU CAN FOOL THE SCROLL KIDS INTO THINKING THAT IT HAS SOME SORT OF B&S CONTENT SEBASTIAN - I LIKE THE WAY U THINK MMMMM SO WHAT CAN U TELL ME ABOUT HER MMM SHE DOESN'T TELL ME MUCH BELLE - SHE ISN'T LIKE U THINK SHE IS SHE HIDES THE REAL HER FROM YOU SHE LIKES CONTROL SEBASTIAN - MMM WELL YER I KNOW THAT SHE HAS TOTAL CONTROL OF ME SHE WON'T TALK TO ME UNLESS I AM WEARING MY DR WHO (TOM BAKER) Y-FRONTS AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A KOOOL IDEA I MEAN THE Y-FRONTS R KOOOL U CAN STRECH THEM AND MAKE TOM BAKER'S FACE LOOK FUNNY BUT THE KOOOOL GAME IS THE HARDEST GAME ONCE IN MMMM THERE IS LITTLE CHANCE TO ESCAPE IT LEADS TO AN EMPTY LONELY LIFE BELLE - WHAT ARE YOU B TALKING ABOUT SEBASTIAN? E I N G SEBASTIAN - MMM BELLE EVERY OTHER ACTION EVERY OTHER WORD MUST BE KOOOOOOOOOOOOL MMMM PRESSURE BELLE - I THOUGHT YOUR EVERY OTHER WORD S WAS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM A D SEBASTIAN - MMMM THAT'S TRUE BELLE - WHAT DOES MMMMMM MEAN? SEBASTAIN - MMMM IT REPRESTENS LOST LOVES I LOST THOUGHTS ETC S BELLE - REALLY? SEBASTIAN - MMM NOT SURE BUT IT SOUNDS KOOOOL BELLE - SEBASTIAN ERRR WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO BE KOOOL B E I N SEBASTAIN - MMM K THAT SOUNDS KOOOL G MMMM LOOK BELLE I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HER TELL ME ABOUT HER THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHERE BELLE - WELL THAT IS YOUR FAULT BUT I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HER ERRR FOR A START SHE DOESN'T LIKE B&S SHE THINKS THEY ARE DRY LIKE PUFF PASTERY I ALSO N SHE IS INTO HEAVY METAL D AND LINE DANCING U L G SEBASTIAN - WOW MMMMMM E MMMM OUR RELATIONSHIP IS A LIE N GIRLS CAN BE CONFUSING T MMMMM HEY MMMMMM HANK MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH MMM HE LIKES LINE DANCING BELLE - OH PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NOT STILL TALKING TO YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IT ISN'T HEALTHY IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE BE CAREFUL SEBASTIAN - HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HANK IN THAT WAY BELLE - SORRY ERRR HOW IS HE? SEBASTIAN - FINE MMM HE HAS A CRUSH ON NEKO CASE HE WANTS TO BE ONE OF HER BOYFRIENDS MMM HE THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE BECAUSE ON THE BACK OF HER LP JUST BEHIND NEKO THERE IS A SINK MMM WITH A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE BUT NO TOOTHBRUSH IN SIGHT MMMM HANK IS BEGGING ME TO SEND HIM BY POST TO HER MMM BUT I WOULD MISS HANK MMMMM BUT I SUPPOSE IT IS A KOOOL IDEA BELLE - I LIKE NEKO CASE SEBASTIAN - LOVELY MMMMMMMMMM FORGET NEKO BACK TO THE SUBJECT BELLE MMMMMMMM DOES SHE LOVE ME CARE FOR ME LIKE ME ETC BELLE - NO SHE ONLY LOVES CAMEL CIGS ERRRRR I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP NOW YOUR RIGHT THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHWERE SEBASTIAN - MY LIFE IS OVER MMMMMMMM AM I BORING U BELLE - MMMMMMM SEBASTIAN - YER U GOT THE HANG OF IT GOOD APPLICATION BELLE - MMM WHATEVER YOU CAN ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT HER THEN I MUST SLEEP MAKE IT GOOD SEBASTIAN - MMMMM K MMM LAST NIGHT WHEN WE WATCHED TEENWOLF AND SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT MMMM WAS SHE LYING? MMM DOES SHE SECRETLY LOVE TEENWOLF? BELLE - MMMM YER SHE WAS LYING SHE SECRETLY HATED IT MMM APART FROM THE BIT WHEN HE TURNS INTO A WOLF SEBASTIAN - MMMMM GOODNIGHT MMM AFTER THIS CONVERSATION ENDED MMM BELLE WENT TO SLEEP MMMM AND SO DID I MMMM I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I DREAMT THAT NIGHT MM BUT IF I DID MMM IT WOULD OF PROBABLY INVOLVED A PINK GRAPEFRUIT AND NIGELLA LAWSON IN SOME WAY MMMM STRANGELY AFTER THAT NIGHT OUR RELATIONSHIP BLOSSOMED FOR A FEW SHORT MONTHS HOWEVER SOMETHING OUT OF MY CONTROL HAPPENED AND THE RELATIONSHIP WAS TERMINATED MMM THINKING ABOUT IT NOW IT SEEMS QUIET FUNNY BUT AT THE TIME IT WAS DEVASTATING MMMM WHAT HAPPENED WAS ........... 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