Sinister: i'm the b-a-d, you're the m-a-n
yes, well, begin with the tragic, i always say: i went to bumbershoot in seattle and all i got was this lousy 3-day hangover. ah, no, of course not - there was more. but i did manage to *not* get into the magnetic fields show. and i did manage to weep (silently, and along with 500 others who were turned away when the (indoor!) venue filled up. at the time it was tragic, but it's been downgraded to simply sad now.) then i drank some beer, and things got so much better! we got to see sleater-kinney and also ronnie spector the next day, and they were wonderful and amazing. other things i did not see: fellow sinister-types. and i even wore my stow shirt (and on sunday, a 'vote nader and laduke' sticker*). you were nowhere (and everywhere...) i'm thinking about going to terrastock in november. steven kado has been stealing my spotlight. all my life... i've just realized this and am now on the verge of boarding a charter flight across the country to put an end to it. why can't you just go back to reading proust and stop being so bluddy convergent? here's the thing: *i* watched 4-plus hours of 'queer as folk' yesterday too. and *i* got elbowed by old chinese ladies in chinatown while trying to buy strange looking fruits. not that this matters anymore; it's been said before. etc. etc. etc. but i bet kado didn't watch lars von trier's 'the element of crime' last night, and even if he did, it couldn't have been accompanied by a live musical score, nor could it have been held in a theatre that became progressively hotter despite the fact that warm bodies kept leaving. there was also a shared pomegranate. which made things, really, a lot better than they could have been in the pomegranate's absence. (it's strange; i have never purposely meant to watch a lars von trier movie, no, they just happen to me. suddenly i'm in a place and a lars von trier movie comes on. sneaky.) (also, pomegranates are the popcorn of the fruit world.) so, i liked this movie because it involved hypnotism and left me feeling, well, humid and grimey. i think it was about subjectivity. but maybe i'm wrong. lar dee lar lar(s). thoughts? steve also said the word "rad", which has been hanging around me a lot lately. in fact, someone i hadn't seen for two years said to me just the other day, "you cut your hair, it looks rad." which made me smile and say "aaww gee, thanks." the word "dude" is also common lately, but then it never really left, did it. i also quite miss ghd. Ian N. spoke of his nearsightedness and recognizing complete strangers. the opposite of which is being near-sighted and recognizing people you know and trying to avoid them only to have them recognize you and then you mutter 'oh, i don't have my glasses on, didn't know it was you, ha ha ha, etc.' only to realize you actually *do* have your glasses on. at which point you can legitimately act psychotic. jen's 3-foot doll is scaring me from all the way across an ocean and a large country. i thought they stopped making those dolls when one appeared with glowing eyes in a horror movie. once things appear in horror movies they should cease existing. like sharks. and the dark. i'm off to make a horror movie about the olympics now. outta your mind, robyn (*in the spirit of my new political movement, sure to shake the earth or at least the soil around my apartment building, "canadians for nader". yes, you can see the sub-headlines: "currently supporting nader are michael moore, the united electrical workers and the country of canada!") (p.s. i did not *just* wear a sticker, despite the current trend toward nakedness (or at least invisibility) among certain sinister-types - i wore three stickers... gosh.) ===== I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ~Steven Wright ~~~ Robyn Fadden rfadden@yahoo.com Vancouver, BC __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
so, how are you all? i am also thrilled at it being fall. fall is like spring only it goes on longer and you know more new people who seem more attractive based almost exclusively on their being a novelty. and leaves fall. and you learn new things that seem initially very exciting before they become tragically boring. so robyn fadden thinks that i'm stealing her life...and she wants to jump on a plane and come 'fix my little red wagon'? well. i hope she knows (as i think she does actually) that she is dealing with steven 'notorious for fighting people in bars and losing and bleeding' kado. if she's not careful i may lose a fight with her and bleed everywhere and make her feel terribly guilty. i once bled on my tonari no totoro t-shirt. that was after a fight that nearly got me kicked out of mod club. heh. mods act all hard but they can't stand to watch a kid in a pavement t-shirt beat the fuck out of a kid in an anime shirt can they? weenies! grrr! how come 'mod fuck explosion' (the movie) sucks except for 'hey london' by unrest on the soundtrack? with a title like that it should be the best movie ever made. i almost wrote undrest instead of unrest. a freud...you sneaky bastard. hey speaking of movies that i saw that robyn fadden didn't. I SAW THE GUITAR WOLF MOVIE! HOLY SHIT! it is so amazing. it is among the best films ever made in the universe. zombies die everywhere. it is so incredible that the world cannot really understand it. it is no doubt better than any of lars von ulrich's movies. i also saw modest mouse or modmou as abbreviation would have it. its amazing how far they can stretch those PiL covers. i'm quite glad i saw that actually. i really like PiL. which is probably an utterance that is making 9/10ths of you wretch and groan. my friend rob saw PiL a while ago (it must have been) and john lydon put a tampon up his ass and then pulled it out and threw it at people. eeew. also, spookey saw them with NEW ORDER back in the day. how about that for a bill? when could that happen again please? wow. i'm glad angel got naked at work. the temptation for me to do things like that is always quashed by the fact that most of my torso and my groin and legs are invisible. i can live vicariously through others nuditiy. hurrah! and then several days later angel also said:
ummm...then went to a bluejay game...my mother has decided that my father and my bf should start trying to be civil towards each other...the action in the stands was much more interesting than the lousy baseball game...
which begs the question: just how civil did they get? so civil it was distracting? civil with tongue? so civil there was action? maybe i'll stop. if steve carsmille thinks an art competition is a good idea so do i. i'll even back that statement up with the assertion that i have some of the most stellar taste in the universe. few people taste as good as me. i would totally put together a hard core art scrutinizing committee and evaluate all work based on: 1-how good it would look on a sticker 2-if it says something flattering about me 3-how well it maintains my nearly malevichian standards of formal and chromatic rigour and reduction 4-if animals don't avoid it (because animals know what is bad for them) ok watch who they beat, watch who they eat s te v e n +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Robyn Fadden -
Steven Kado