Hello, I am very sorry for all the trouble I caused. I think I wasn't feeling very sane because I thought I heard on the news that the Queen Mother has got "Amnesia", and then I woke up in cold sweat and realised that she (probably) hasn't. Hence why I was talking such disgustingly disrespectful rubbish in my last post. I deserved some dissing. but let's get one thing straight... marc "fallopian tube" bots said:

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i don't mind being called a female reproductive organ on #sinister, but i do mind if anyone is naming footballing nations and does not include holland. even though most dutch players play on the other side of the north sea now, they still count as dutch. <<

As much as I can appreciate Holland is a footballing nation, unfortunately I have already mentioned Holland in a sinister post about one year ago, think of all the other footballing nations who I haven't mentioned such as um.. Saudi Arabia and Faroe Island. You must wait your turn. Disclaimer: I was only joking. Oh, and the Red Bull Dozers ( http://www.cockscrew.com/rbd ) just told me to pass on the following information:

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If you happen to live in a place where B&S are not playing, fear not, as for the mere price of a flight ticket, the mighty Red Bull Dozers will come and play a gig for you instead! Apparently the guitarist can do the guitar solo on Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner too<<

So there you go, problems solved. Except they also mentioned that you'd have to live in a nation which is big on juggling, so if you live in a place with big balls, you're in. Serious bit now: How to get onto #sinister (the easy way) =============================== 1. Go to http://www.undernet.org/webchat.php 2. Click on "connect" 3. Say ok to install blah blah chat plug in for your browser. 4. Enter a nickname (e.g. "kensexgod") 5. by default you'll be put into the channel #newbies, so leave that channel by typing /leave #newbies 6. join the channel #sinister by typing /join #sinister 7. If you see someone called @auntwendy, you're probably in the right place, chat away! You can also use a better chat program (e.g. one called mIRC), basically, you have to make sure you connect to "undernet" servers (the servers with names that end in .undernet.org), for example eu.undernet.org, and then just join #sinister. I'm full of exclusive info this week. That's why you all love me so much, or not. I better go and practice my back-heels. Stuff and Red Bulls Your dear maths teacher Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+