Hello. Two posts in a week? My my, what is this list coming to? Kyla Schuller said:

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thousands of girls thinking, "i want britney's body," And then Joe Vester said: Boys have it hard, you know.

And I'll lead all of you to draw your own conclusions. Personally, I'd rather have Katie Holmes' body, or Jarvis Cocker's, depending on which side of the ambiguity you wish to fall. Jamie Oliver has a new show coming soon. This is not of any interest really, but for the fact that Belle & Sebastian feature on the BBC trailor for the show. Well, more accurately, their music features on the trailer for the show. The funky bit at the end of A Spaceboy Dream soundtracks Mr Oliver riding around on his scooter shouting mockneyisms as only he (and Damon Albarn) can. All for about thirty seconds. It really is Terribly Exciting. For those of you who don't know of the talents of Jamie Oliver, here's the top thing that came out of the search engine: http://www.jamieoliver.co.uk I originally put in "Jamie Oliver, Naked Chef, Is A Twat", but just got porn results. Surprisingly. There was a power-cut today which began just as the opening credits to Neighbours (5:35pm showing) began, and so I missed the whole show. Not entirely dissapointing, but I wish somebody had said something, because then I would have got out of bed in time for the lunchtime edition. It's times like this when you realise clairvoyance would be a Good Thing. Goodbye. Asm.x ================= "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+