Hello, They say winner at the poker table, loser at love, it's true! Ever since I became broke I've been having sex with so many girls, it's unbelievable, every night I slept with a different girl. I don't think I can listen to Belle & Sebastian anymore, it's just wrong, I'll listen solely to Craig David from now on. Sorry I'm bragging now. I went to my graduation ceremony today and it was very interesting in an extremely boring way. In fact, it wasn't interesting at all. Although there was excitement as I went on the stage and totally blanked the chancellor of the University by accident (who has a big fuck off pole made out of gold) cos I was giggling so much and forgotten what I was supposed to do. Oops. I only found out after I got off that I was supposed to bow to the guy. Oops. But I have my degree certificate now so he can take his big golden pole and shove it. Our beloved Robin Stout was in the same ceremony too! But according to the announcer he didn't manage to finish his degree, only his brother "Robert Stout" did. My dad told me beforehand that we would have to leave the University as soon as the ceremony was finished because he had to go visit his friend afterwards, which works to my favour because I can't be bothered with photos (although we still took like 802349), and I can get home quicker. But my dad never told me that his friend lives in HULL! For Friar tuck's sake that's like 200 miles from where we live! And as soon as he got there he got himself royally pished, and I had to drive him and my mum home at midnight, I thought I was meant to be the one getting wrecked, maybe it's my new responsibility as a grown up, now that I sleep with a new girl every night and everything. Sex and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: I bought Jonathan David the other day I think it's great. The best part is that a lot of you know me and already hate me to my guts, so I can say whatever and you'd still love me more than you did before, cos it can't get any worse. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+