Hi there Gordon's thoughts of lurking scared me a little. Cheers, Gordon. Has anyone else been inundated recently with emails inviting them to visit "webcam" pages, or to buy doctor-approved penis enlargement pills? I used not to get too much spam but it seems to be spiralling out of control. I can't imagine that I could get on a mailing list somewhere as a person likely to have a small penis, perhaps they do it by postcode or something (I'll never look at my neighbours the same way again). Unfortunately I won't be exhibiting myself in Brighton this weekend, I have a prior engagement. Amazingly, I'm being paid (gasp) to perform (on my instrument - that is - to play music, not to do what Mark Casarotto was thinking about just then), in a place called "Camberley". Its a private party type affair so I'm hoping it will be the kind where everyone gets pissed half an hour in and doesn't really mind if the band's a bit shite. I've been instructed to bring my Kazoo, but I've just discovered it's broken, so I will have to waste more money on a new one tomorrow (I don't know why I bother: did you know, if you can't "sing", that is, reproduce musical notes accurately with your vocal chords, which I can't, then neither can you play the Kazoo). A shame of course because I've never been to one of these Brighton shindigs and I'm sure everyone will have a jolly good ruckus without me. I'd like to extend my sympathies to everyone at this stressful time of year which is exam time for so many of us. I sat the most evil one this afternoon, which would, I believe, have made Satan himself bow down in humbleness at the evil of the exam. And so we draw to an end this delurking, night night all James xx "I can't live without my Ken Chu movies" --Tim Wheeler +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+