Hewwo, Well, I've been having a grate time of it. I was a little bit depressed, cause I had a limp, owing to James the Ginger perv throwing me on the floor, when he tried to make me get off with him (again), and I got to feeling a bit sorry for myself, but I'm ok now. And he didn't mean it really. Yesterday I had the funnest time. I bought a bag of gold foil wrapped chocolate coins. I gave one to all my friends, then I decided that the christmas shoppers looked too sad. So I picked the most depressing looking ones, and I bounced out in front of them, and said "Here is a shiny gold coin to brighten up your day". And it worked, they were all really happy, after I'd given them it. But I never got any chocolate to eat, which was the reason I'd bought them in the first place. Today was a mad day. I dogged school, cause it was the last day of term. When I woke up, I put on LLPJ, and bopped about while I was washing my hair. That is such a grate EP to wash hair to. Then I met up with my friend, and I was wearing rainbow coloured fishnet tights, and she was wearing purple ones. When i got off the bus, she was standing holding up a sign saying 'Jimmy Jew' on it, with Nazi signs and stars of david on them, and all the old ladies were giving her filthy looks. Because Jimmy is what the kids at school call me, and she says I'm a jew. So i laughed and hugged her. So we went to Burger King, but I didn't eat anything, cause I'm a vegetarian. But Debs, the blonde, had cheap wine, badly disguised in a Dr Pepper bottle, which she'd been drinking all day in school (cause she went) and we got a bit tipsy. Then James the ginger perv came in with some friends, and they were annoying me, so I got my whip out and they ran away, and everyone there clapped and I curtseyed. So after a bit we met them again and I got my whip out, again under extreme provocation. So I ended up chasing James the Ginger Perv through the town for a bit with the whip, but not to hit him or anything. I chased him cause he ran. Anyway, he got really mad, and ran into Tie Rack (you know the really pokey shops that sell about five ties and they're all like a million pounds each) and (and this is the kick, when you consider how many times this guy has tried to force himself on me and I've not said a thing) he told the shop assistant to call the police, and he was wetting his pants. So the police came, and Debs and I spent the next couple of hours hding under a table in the library drinking cheap wine, hoping not to get arrested :) Oh, but the end of term is fun. Oh, and another new development. I have a maybe sort of boyfriend. It's pretty good, cause he doesn't hit me. Yet. I get that a lot from boyfriend and girlfriends. I have scars and things, I always pick the violent ones. Though not all of them have been violent. I'm just generalising here. Maybe we'll end up back on the hitting me = erotic thing. It's my constant downfall. On a happy note, it's nearly yuley/christmassy/hannukah time, and I'm full of festive cheer. OH! And I nearly forgot the bst part! The ever-lovely Ian Hatcher from Sinister is coming to live with me for a whole four days. I'm giving up my bed for him and everything, and we're going into glasgow to get baned and see in the bells. We might celebrate Hogmanay, but he thinks it's in February and that we Scots all have haggis farms. Ssh, I didn't tell you that. Speaking of that, is there anything doing, sinster-wise in glasgow for the new year? I was thinking 13th note, I've heard they've got somthing on, but I don't know. Lots of love, Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+