I was, I think. It's all a bit of a blur. I think I saw an oasis. But maybe it was just a shit band. Anyhoo, I had spiffing weekend, made all the better by the arrival in this fair city of Stephen "Oh, this looks like a nice place to be sick" Hewitt and Rachel "You do look like a tortoise, actually" Playforth. Whose scarf is great. And not just by proxy. The only downers were managing to miss Owen "Robin Askwith" Lowery and Kevan Cooke. Bugger. AWW, HE'S SO SENSITIVE, A BIT LIKE STUART MURDOCH EXCEPT UGLIER I'm not one to get all moist eyed for no good reason, usually only if someone steals my Beano, but I did last night and then again this morning, for different reasons. Luckily I was on my own both times so no-one was there to laugh at me. Strange. Oh, I've just realised something ironic, but it's of no interest to any of you lot. Mark N:

...if [Erica] shows her bodypart, I'll show my flabby example of it as well.

Alright, lets have a vote. Which do we want to see more, Erica's tits or Mark's? Send your answers to me, or the two of them can just send me the photos and I'll decide whose are better. Nick Dastoor wrote, ages ago:

this is someone who only recently realised that 'Archel' was subtle corruption of 'Rachel'.

Which has nothing to do with anything, I just felt like laughing at Nick. Ha ha ha. Sorry. Jordi:

I´ve become a big Pythons fan, even though they had a nasty sketch about the scots (The one about the "poet" Ewan McTeagle)

Which is strange, cos I thought that was one of the funniest ones they ever did. "If you could just lend me a fiver 'til monday, I've got a postal order coming through etc". I'm laughing again. Continuing the dream theme, I had one the other night where Struan was repeatedly punched by girls he used to go out with. Which probably happens anyway, but it was quite funny in the dream. Everyone who hasn't already should go and see Fight Club this instant, as it's an absolute corker of a film. Comedy, violence, Ed Norton and Meatloaf, what more could you ask for? I'm sure I had other, more interesting things to say than this. Probably not, actually. I should go anyway, so I'll stop here. Alasdair xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+