From The Master and Margarita:

"No, no, hegemon," said the prisoner, straining with the desire to convince. "This man follows me everywhere with nothing but his goatskin parchment and writes incessantly. But I once caught a glimpse of that parchment and I was horrified. I had not said a word of what was written there. I begged him- please burn this parchment of yours! But he tore it out of my hands and ran away." Many people have claimed to have foreseen the Internet, Pete Townshend for instance, but I think Mikhail Bulgakov came pretty close with the above paragraph. Still, there's nothing we can do about it now, is there? I agree with Mark C that it's getting harder to write to Sinister. Who's interested in whether or not I think PF stands for Poo Face? Who cares that there's a picture of Seymour Stein in PLEASE KILL ME and that the word WARONKER has appeared in every single review of the new REM album? That's right, the same number of people as before - three, give or take one or two. Honey mentioned BILLIE JEAN - did you know that next year Michael Jackson's THRILLER album will be twenty years old? It doesn't bear thinking about. But I often think about things that don't bear thinking about. I've been listening to the album a lot lately. Becasue I bought it. It's pretty good I think. BILLIE JEAN is faultless, sounds like it was recorded yesterday. WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHING is like a SMILE-era Beach Boys outtake, whose toytown guitar solo surpasses its more famous cousin from Eddie Van Halen on BEAT IT for sheer stoopidity. I give the album 8 out of 10. Thanks for all the concert reviews, it's almost like being there. I reckon people who shout for SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL stand a good chance of being satisfied by Stevie. I hear the Saracen's Head have got a special promotion on this weekend - a free Ribena dash in your Buckfast! Get there early to avoid disappointment. Peter MIller Baix Llobregat +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+