Adam Robinson (adamrobinson@intelfax.co.uk) wrote:

God, I find the Kravitz-monster irksome. He's an eyesore, makes some of the most horrible music ever perpetrated and has been "intimate" with several women I find terribly attractive - Kylie, Lisa Bonet and now the divine Miss Imbruglia. If he ever gets off with Lynda Bellingham I'll be well pissed off.

You know the funniest thing about him? One of the other high-profile "lenny-conquests" was of course Vanessa Paradis. On her album of a few years back, there's a touching tribute to him that goes something like "Ooh Lenny Lenny he's so fine / Yeah he's the best I've ever had" ad nauseam. Funny enough in itself, but slide-splitting when you check the liner notes to find it was co-written by.....Lenny Kravitz. What a man! Nick P.S. Under the guidance of a sypathetic yogi, I have trained my heart to beat in time to the handclaps of Lazy Line Painter Jane. Can anyone top this? _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------