i'll tell yer, you'll need a furrow as deep as the grand canyon to push a long bguette through. (bugger me that'll hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) then again the easiest way to chat on the phone is to think of him/her dressed in a teddybear suit asking 'if bears do shit in woods and wheres the bum zip?', it occassionally works, ive tried buit I guess thinking that in interviews may not work as I permently have a cheeky smile across my face even when answering a serious question, then again it'll stop you from thinking, but the other way to do phone calls is to stand in front of a window naked, it sounds silly, but you'll be more worried about people seeing you then the person on the other end of the phone...................................................................................do bears really shit in woods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+