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Several hundred years ago, on November 5th, Guy Fawkes tried to blow up

Hello, I saw a couple of rabbits in the carpark at work last night, they were so cute. They were playing piggy back with each other. Bless them, heh. Less than a week out of the nursery and already 5 posts under my belt. Yeah volume over technique, that's my motto. I think I'm becoming a Cult figure.. look, I'm Chinese - I can't pronounce my l's and my n's properly. My job at the office is the epitome of repetition, epitome of repetition, I emphasise. Yet for some reason, during this epitome of repetition, my thoughts have been running much more, than ever before. Whilst typing all day long yesterday, I have managed to write three songs for the Red Bull Dozers, all three were absolute gems, like, top of the pops quality songs with all catchy hooks and everything. Then, as soon as the work, the epitome of repetiton, ended, I got home and all three songs were forgotten. This morning, I was thinking about criterias, milestones, benchmarks, about different things, like, for example, what defines a band as successful? Does it have to have at least 1,500 fans? Maybe its own mailing list on the Internet? Its own "Best-of" album? Or, as Terrorvision once said during a popular ITV daytime show "You know you've made it big if you get to be interviewed on Richard and Judy."? I never figured that out, but I do now know what classes a film as having "hit big time" - it has to have its own pornographic spin-offs! Classics such as: Shaving Ryan's Privates Star Trek: The next penetration Buffy: the vampire layer Zipless in seattle I was stumped however when I, came, to porno films themselves. Do porno films get their own porn-spinoffs?? And also, are films with a porno name automatically a winner? Well, I guess we'll see when, "Harry Potter and the philosopher's stones", comes. Big Stu said: parliament and kill all the politicians. Can someone please explain why we celebrate the fact that he failed?<< If he had succeeded, then we won't have a parliament anymore, and hence "The Day when Thatcher died" wouldn't have been written, which means no dancing like a prat for Ken, which would be bad. I see as well as an under21's love club, we are also having over 25 meetings too, soon we're just gonna have a "everyone except ken" club, grr! :-) James Gilmer said:

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All you people going on about how you've never felt REAL love, sure you have. Real love isn't fireworks and thunder, it's Kimba impersonations and holding hands, and just bloody getting on. <<

I haven't, I did Kimba impersonations to many girls and they were having none of it. Maybe I growled a little too loud. Knowing how love works is all fine as long as there is someone to love, I don't think I even know any single girls who live in this town, definitely not one who wants my ass. Butt I digress. (Sorry I stolen that pun from someone but it was a good'un) Growls and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+