Ben Lee wrote:

So friends, my question is: What do I have to do at the Warfield show that night to get the band to sign my original Tigermilk LP? Who do I have to bribe? Who do I have to kill? Who do I have to sleep with?

The sensible answer to be to find out where band will be after the show. Chances are Beans will be DJing at some dodgy dive till the wee hours. After the last Berkeley show I think he did a spot somewhere in Oakland (someone correct me please!). Most of the band will probably go along to that, and as long as they have their ID and can actually get in, will I'm sure be more than happy to break off from boogie-ing to scrawl their name across some vinyl. Having said that, my advice is this: Run naked accross the stage whistling Pocketbook Angels (that'll get their attention). Bribe Neil Robertson with a warm half empty bottle of Becks. Sleep with the violinist who always wears the Hibernian shirt (Frazer or Alexander or something). Bapps _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself with cool new emoticons http://www.msn.co.uk/specials/myemo +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+