Sinister: Take my hand and off we stride...la la la la la la la la...
Hewwo, Ok, bad subject line I know. Only two days 'till I go on holiday! Yay! My copy of Nalda Said arrived in the town bookshop today, but, through extrordinary willpower, I'm not opening it 'till I get on the plane. Well, maybe just a peek... My ex boyfriend (yes I have one) phoned me up this morning, all angry. Apparently he met some girl over the internet called Jenny, who's 14, and he thinks it's me trying to take the wind up him. Well, I mean, it is me, and it's really funny, because he's a moke, but that didn't stop me being indignant at him. He phoned up yelling "does the name Jenny mean anything to you?" and I said "yes, it sort of does, because it's my name". Then he started doing the whole detective thing at me reeling off all the reasons why it might be me, but most of the reasons were all wrong and flawed, but I couldn't say, because if I did he'd guess it was me. God, I'm evil... Today, I'm going into town, not least because my dad's given me a fiver to get rid of me. He says it's for food, but I always forget to eat, so really it's for books. I'm going to wear my purple hat, and screw the hard kids. Well, not actually, because that would just be yucky, but you know what I mean. It's the one with a bow on it. No B&S 'till 2001. But that's ages away! I'll be 15 by then (ooh, imagine me at 15 - that's ancient!). You know what would be really shady? If they only played over 18's places. They don't gel with me, I'd have to hid under a nice legal sinisterine's cardigan, so the door-people wouldn't see me. And try not to mention my age in front of the staff, like I did at the glasgow pub-nic. All my friends are on holiday, and most of them come back when I go away. How moke-ish is that? That's why I'm now living in the library. Yeah, the books are my friends, they like me... Oh, libraries. I forgot, I haven't been to the sini-ville site for ages, and I'm the librarian there. Noddy juice is grate. Especially orange flavour. Juice tastes much better if there's a picture of Noddy and Big Ears on the carton. Noddy alcohol would be grater than grate. I'm off now, Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
hello, when did you start doing _that_ to your hair? so i will hopefully only talk about 3 things now. ok. but none of them are belle and sebastian. so 'watch "the fuck" out' ok? Magda mentioned getting hit on by one of the fieldmice. i have some questions: how did this fieldmouse go about hitting on you. were you in a bar and did he sidle up and buy you a drink and casually let slip with 'i was in a band once, the fieldmice, yeah...' or was it more 'hey you! why won't you sleep with me? is because i was in the fieldmice?'. i only get hit on by these old men. something about me doesn't even seem to turn on younger men, let alone girls, just old guys. i guess they figure i'm lonely. bastards. but my friends get hit on all the time. my friend amy got hit on by steve leckie, who was in arguably the first canadian band to pick up on punk rock back in the day. they were called the viletones and that they were into punk very early on (but not at all innovative or good or anything) is their claim to fame. so he started coming on to amy by saying 'i'm steve leckie from the viletones' which, when combined with his nearly 50 year old heroin addict appearance was already completely repulsive to her. so when he could see that he was already on the losing side he desperately began naming the people he 'knew'. things like 'no wait, i know vivian westwood...' sure mac. my friend joanie did way better. she got hit on by noted designer karim rashid. they started chatting at the restaurant that she worked at and then he walked her home, and then he invited himself in, then he snorted coke in her washroom and then he kept breathing down her neck and being creepy so she shoved him out the door. i mean, at least karim rashid is pretty cool. Flin Flon was mentioned. hurrah. robyn fadden mentioned the 50's. wich is stupendous. because not only is robyn 'the bomb shit' but is also 'dope' and 'hardcore' like le tigre only not lesbians. so yeah. the 50's were the REAL best pop music before the 80's when fine young cannibals and martha and the muffins appeared. i include anything before the beatles broke in the states as being essentially 50's. and yeah, gene vincent, carl perkins, etc. the innocence, the simplicity, the tight harmony, the repressd dry humpy hornyness of it all, the 3 minute time limit. the 50's is what i love so much about jonathan richman. i love jonathan richman and wish he was my dad. my dad is distant and i don't know what he does for a living at all. even though i lived with him for 18 years. also, yes, le tigre rock. they make me feel very new york. which is really what living in toronto is all about isn't it. s t e v e n ! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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