hey guys and dolls sorry my post yesterday was so damn long. that's why i didn't post much for a while. Even *I* get sick of myself. JEEEZus. First off, i'm deeply troubled by this Offspring mystery, which i went and checked out and i can confirm it is a tragedy. it sounds like maybe one of their wussy friends made them listen to b&s, and they heard s/b/j and thought the guitar riff would be a jammin' pseudo-punk anthem, so they decided to lift it, but they changed it to just solid notes instead of the plucking rhythm B/S uses. cos who has everr heard of belle and sephiroth anyway?? no one who would listen to a crap station that plays the offspring and their ilk. no one would ever notice. i think a contingent of sinisterites should see to it that the so-called offspring are questioned mercilessly and that justice is done. we can't have our innocent songs being sodomized and mutilated in broad daylight, it's the nineties folks, Free your mind!!! Free Leonard Peltier!! oh no wait. Instead of doing a script for a karoake video of LLPJ, i would like to do a comic of it. If i get really bored and actually do that, i'll be sure and let y'all know. but honestly i don't know if it's possible to make it G-rated. when they say let's see your kit, does that mean "get naked"?? well in the video, it could just be a girl holding up a kitten, and everyone looks at it and laughs and is very amused. that would be funny. "In the mud on your knees", Jane goes to Woodstock II. she wears a shirt that says "Rebel" and her friends pat her on the back and give her the thumbs up, then she kicks the crap out of them. All the girls look the same, they could show a picture of the Corrs. (what is up with those people, are they genetic freaks? it's like they are engineered to be blandly popular and stereotypically pleasant to look at, they all belong on FIENDS) Challenging styles, Jane is scoffing at department store windows, and then she just runs and runs wearing a jumper. boo to the business world, she puts on a ghost costume and jumps out at some guys wiht briefcases. tax-free on her back, could just be a lazy huge girl lying on a ratty couch, with a book about "How to Cheat on Taxes". working for the joy of giving: Jane runs a free kissing booth on the sidewalk. the last bus out of town is self explanatory. you'll have a boy tonight: someone could give her bubble-gum cigars in blue, or pink for you'll have a girl tonight. Then she tosses a coin whilst looking at a picture of her Mum, and remembers the pretty brown songbird who lighted on her shoulder when she licked her ice cream off the railing, cos it was so hot that day it melted off and she was very very hungry for ice cream and she didn't have another quarter to get more. She reads a book emblazoned "Free Tips from Boots" and considers a selection of various acne medications and creams. she sleeps in a bus stop, wakes up and starts marking off pages in a book of names. then, more cigars and "it's a boy" balloons ensue. *the end* on another less relevant note (ha) i was watching one of my old tapes the other day and it had a Superchunk video on it, for "the First Part". apparently at the time i had really liked that video for some reason. i can't explain but superchunk just make me wanna rock out every time i hear them, i think it's some genetic flaw. but in any case i realized there was a lot of indie rock dancing going on in there. It seems that indie rock dancing consists mainly of bouncing aimlessly up and down while indiscrimately flailing your arms in any direction they happen to flop at. i wondered if anyone else has observed other types of indie rock dancing in their excursions there and about. I figure superchunk is about typical of Indie Rawk. kay then i'll be going. lesleyjo *singing* "it's the Eighties, do a lot of coke and read Jay MacInerney!!" http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange they were like those gauche youths who turn up to house parties only to cling to the dark corners in chaste disdain, driven by the naive, vaguely inhuman conviction that all merriment is a lie. SAVE MST3K!!!! http://www.mst3kinfo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+