At work the other day, a 'member of the public' phoned up to complain. His name was Keith Richards*. After listening carefully to his complaint, I assured him that I would get someone else to sort it out as soon as I could get round to it. On putting the phone down, someone sitting nearby was listening to 'You can't always get what you want'*. Also, his phone number contained 666*. I passed the complaint onto my boss, who's name is Ruby*. This all happened on Tuesday* (it might have been Monday come to think of it). You couldn't make it up. ps if you were wondering, the *'s signify the supposed coincidences. Ok. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+