Sinister: Revenge of the lawn
Hello everyone, I have to start by saying i don't agree with Nick about Morvern Callar. I thought it was a great book, and so were Alan Warners other efforts come to think of it - These Dememented Lands and The Sopranos. I think they are making the Sopranos into a film (its nothing to do with that programme on channel 4!) or did i just make that up? I've just finished reading a book of short stories called Revenge of the Lawn by Richard Brautigan which i also recommend to anyone on the list who hasn't read it. Its great to just carry around everywhere you go because the stories are so short that you will be able to read a whole one in any slight break you might have. I keep meaning to send my nominations for Laura Llews Litarory list but i never seem to get around to it. I definitly will do soon! I had a shock when I read Kevin Parkers message saying he is from Shrewsbury - a fellow Salopian who likes Belle and Sebastian - I never thought i would see the day! Shame about Shrewsbury Town football club though, look at us languishing third from bottom of the third division. I always wondered what it would be like to support a team that gets relegated to the conference, i might be about to find out. I read a funny story in the Guardian the other day. It said that a man in Brazil who was in massive debt chopped his own hand off to claim insurance money. He did this by telling the police that while he was on his way to buy an ice cream, a gang attacked him, chopping his hand off with an axe. However, police became suspicious because they could not understand why the man would want ice cream on a cold winter night, brazilian gangs tend to use guns rather than axes, and the man could not explain where he had got a cloth from to wrap the hand in. So the man addmitted that he had in fact paid his mate 100 dollars to chop his hand off. However, i thought the best bit was a quite from the mans wife who said that: "It was a stupid thing to do. We are still in debt but now he only has one hand." It made me laugh anyway! You would think he would think up a decent story if he was going to chop his hand off! Anyway, i think i've probably been going on for far too long now, so i must go and do some work Bye! Craig ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Craig Podd wrote:
I read a funny story in the Guardian the other day. It said that a man in Brazil who was in massive debt chopped his own hand off to claim insurance money. He did this by telling the police that while he was on his way to buy an ice cream, a gang attacked him, chopping his hand off with an axe.
So the man addmitted that he had in fact paid his mate 100 dollars to chop his hand off. However, i thought the best bit was a quite from the mans wife who said that: "It was a stupid thing to do. We are still in debt but now he only has one hand."
i can see it now: C: Antonio, are you sure you want me to do this? A: Of course, Caetano, (rubbing hands together in a crafty manner -for the last time) if this plan suceeds its 'bye bye creditors' forever! Now quick! Let me finish my drink and then we'll get chopping! C: OK Antonio, i suppose you know what you want.... oh the hilarity. couldn't resist. sk +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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