Imagine my surprise when I pulled back the curtains this morning and there on the window ledge was the one and only...Chesney Hawkes. No it wasn't it was the Poetry Parrot dressed as Chesney Hawkes. Gary, I guess the fact that he bothered to fly all the way down here suggests that I haven't had the privilege yet. Let me think. Many thanks to Stephane du Pantaloon for sending me my Wendy Cope book, this is much appreciated. I don't think I shall be using anything from this though. I do have some fairly smutty poetry at home and if you kiddoes keep up this talk of fungal infections and beef curtains, you'll get an earful. An earful of what I don't know yet, but it won't be nice.

Hmmm, I'm not sure who has or hasn't done one, so I'll hope for the best and pass it onto..... the one the only, the irrepressible, the inflatable, Adrian Evans.

Shit how did you find that out ? My best kept secret. Yes folks, I'm a blow up doll. For years now, it has been drummed into my head that I'm nothing to do with my parents, that I was left on the doorstep. But I was fucking gutted when I found out that I was left on the doorstep in a plain brown parcel. It was only very recently that I have reached my maximum inflatable state - comes to the best of us. Imagine my joy when Kate asked me to go on holiday with her this summer. I'd not had a holiday for over ten years, It had to be love. I was horrified to find out all she wanted me for was a lilo. I first found out I was a blow-up doll when I had been visiting the doctor over a period of weeks complaining of terrible flatulence. I was feeling quite low, and really was at a bit of a loss. Rather than give me a prescription for the local chemist he sent me to Halfords for a puncture repair kit....Boom Boom !! Adrian.x.x. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+