at the sandwich shop this afternoon i ordered a sandwich. tuna, to be precise. the man behind the counter, who was forced to cease his conversation with the man with a chin-goiter the size of my fist, began its preparation. i like this man, for once he told me the story behind his "iconco destruction pass," which allowed him inside-access to the million square foot building being leveled a block away. i was suitably impressed, and changed my mind about stealing the pass when his back was turned. as he fixed my lunch, he asked a few questions. would you like any salad? candy? lingerie? my lip curled. sick. he's twice my age and all i want is my bloody sandwich. furthermore, i look about 10 years old today, with my hair sticking straight out in 1 inch long pigtails above my ears, matched by a column of hair shooting straight up on top of my head. certainly not anyone's idea of attractive. what can you do. we might as well give up right now. good thing we're bombing the poorest country in the world. it would be unamerican of us not to. good thing we're looking for a puppet government to install. where would democracy be without us. a wise sinisteree has advised me to the presence of Anthrax's statement on anthrax. turns out our heavy metal heroes aren't so hardcore after all. --kyla __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+