What's happening dudes, There has been much frolics in the past few days by the London Sinister Squadrons, but precious little reporting back. It's actually a delibrate ploy that we want to hide all the gossips from you. Or in my case (and a few other people's) can't remember a bloody thing cos I was ratarsed. The main jizz of it though was that a lot of people came, and had fun with some singing and dancing on Friday, some football and badminton and beachball semi-deflation and rope skipping and dancing on Saturday and some bowling and bowling lane fixing on Sunday! With a sensible and moderate amount of drinking in the mix of things. A rough count of people revealed that about 29 people turned up for the picnic, therefore I won't try and name everyone. Strange Fruits was oddly great, as usual, apart from the bit when they started playing some really depressing music that only girls listen to. Archel was pulled by a bouncer. Oh and Liz and Sarah were our wonderful Sinister Master Bakers of the picnic, a little slower off the Mark, it actually took them a few hours, but the stuff they made at the end were "properly nice" according to the surprised boy G. Badminton rally record was 7(?) hits.. and the record for "single dutch"** was 3(?) jumps, with 4 jumpers. Now for something completely different. Has anyone ever read the very very small prints on the back of the "If you're feeling sinister" CD? You know? The bit that had .".Sarah Martin is our new member for this record.". at the start? If you read it carefully, later on it thanks a whole load of other people, to quote; "A lot of other people helped us in a friendly fashion, and we really ought to thank them. They are in order of rudeness starting with the most foul-mouthed. Mick Cook, Tony Doogan, Mark Jones, Vanessa Sanders, Geoff Allen, Clara MacLaverty, Laura Molloy, Karen Glover ............ Neil Robertson! ..." Fuck me with a cunt! I dread to think how foul-mouthed Mick Cook is. Arse and Red Bulls Ken * delete inappropriate punctuations around quotation marks as appropriate ** single dutch = half a double dutch? _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+