I came home to find an acorn thrown through my front window. I typed up the attached note since I thought it might be of interest to this list. xo Matthew ---------------- This note is from the squirrels. We have yr Isobel. We thought you loved her more. The fuzz investigation has been ended with the case being put in the 'Sod It' pile. We know this since we have our sources. We had planned to return Isobel for a pint and an apology for misrepresenting forest life. Every day that our demands were not met we planned to bury her the length of the exposed skin of her pedal pushers. After we buried her like a big nut for the winter, we decided to find a better use for her. Now she stands in the forest since her ankles provide a perfect tree climbing practice regimen for the young squirrel recruits. We might consider returning her for _two_ pints. We know we are running a hard bargain for your favorite Isobel, but perhaps that should have been considered before messing with us. If you want to find us, look in every tree above your head. --------------------------- Stolen Kisses http://stolenkisses.tripod.com 'We are reasonably young.' +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+