I've got Melody Maker now, and it's a right pile of wank. Thank goodness for Isobel, who decided to cheer us all up by posing for the centrespread photo pointing at a little sausage dog's bumhole and laughing. My guess is that the sausage dog was barking, causing its tiny sphincter to open and close in time with the woofs. "Oooh look Stuart!" she squeals with delight, "its bottomhole opens and closes llike your gormless gob when you're singing in the church choir! Tee-hee!" Stuart responds by bunny hopping after the hounds in an attempt to get a closer look at their doggy rectums in action, but his canine chums are frightened and run yelping into the nearest public lavatories, where their yelps echo eerily. I shall draw a discreet veil over what happens next. I'm surprised to see that Everett True is such a hey fatty bum bum! I thought he would be lean and mean and prowl the streets like a pop tiger. I should sack him if I were you Duke. You're right about all that gnome shit though. I prefer robots. Of course there can only ever be one Genevieve. Peter "...but in the future I would love to simply make coffee for people and listen to their problems" - Stuart Murdoch of Belle and Sebastian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+