The Happiest Reaper said:

I was a little upset. 4/1 girl/boys ratio on my campus and I can't get anyone vaguely cool (I get all the really dumb, desperate girls, or the 'I'm so cool' brigade, nothing in between)... oh well, maybe next time. I think I sacred this one by being drunk on Friday.

Common thoughts with a totally uncommon twist on the end. Something about using sacred as a verb with the word drunk in the sentence. But WHAT is more sacred than BEING drunk on a Friday. Oh Reaper! Drop the zero, and get with a hero(ine). Then he went on to say:

Finally... where is this picnic? Can someone mail me. I REALLY want to go... but no-one wants me *shyly hides head on chest*, I'm just going to sit here and type till someone notices me. You will notice me won't you. Please? I'll hold up a sign. I'll dance around a fire. Hey I'll even strip naked for you. I'll do all three things at once while gargling with Dr Pepper and Ribena intermitantly... oh come on, my body isn't that repulsive and we all like Dr Pepper... *pleading look*.

Whoa there, Nellie. Is this a cry for help? :) Well, I don't know about you guys, but if you aren't SACRED by now....you should be. Bless you my children, The Pope of Pickles Post Scriptus: Remember your sacrements. And I DON"T MEAN RIBENA. (say wha?) _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+