Sinister: Sinister's Most Wanted - The case of the missing honey.
Attention all sini-cops: We have been able to rule out Winnie the Pooh as a suspect in this case. His alibi is air tight, although we still think he is a shifty devil who is up to no good. I should probably apologize for my haste in sending out my rant this morning, I may not have made myself overly clear. The e-mail in question was indeed sent to honey@missprint.org. Judging by the return message, I believe Mummy's mail is auto forwarded through Esosoft. I guess until we hear back from Mummy, we should refrain from sending him any e-mail. I do know that he has inquired of quite a few places where he may be able to move the list and he may be awaiting e-mail replies from them. So if anyone has an alternate way of contacting our dearest Mummy, please do and inform him that his mail is possibly being returned to the sender. This next bit is a reply to Mr. Leak's post of this morning, however, please don't take it personally, I am offering an observation that was presented to me. "That's right, he cunningly crowbarred the last question into the conversation as if he were asking about the weather. I asked him to let me out! Phew, he could have been the new Dennis Neilsen in training. It sounds silly but I felt really angry and used but anyway, I'm over it now." Please consider this event as a rite of passage. I am sure that anyone who has used his thumb as a ticket for a ride has at some point encountered this situation. Others have encountered it under different circumstances. I am sure you were offended, but what you have learned is how girls feel when they are accosted by a guy whom they find repulsive. Particularly, when they are somewhat vulnerable from the effects of alcohol or other party substances. Let this be a lesson to all in their interactions with members of the general populace. While you may not find your actions repulsive and uncomfortable, perhaps the recipient of your advances does. As for a member of the same sex expressing their desires towards you, accept them as a compliment. Hold your head high and think about how damned cute you must be for their to approach you. Loneliness is something that all people feel at some point or another. Please be gentle when declining the amorous attentions of other individuals if their intentions are honourable. We all get dumped and turned down some time or another. Remember how it feels. I promise not to post so seriously in the future, I will return to my usual mode of not making sense after this brief public announcement. Alexander (who is still feeling pretty special after the gay guys were fawning all over me when I was buying teddy bears on Saturday, and despite their attempts to interest me in the leather clad butch bears, they never stood a chance, but I was never offended or rude by their actions, just convinced that I was having a really cute day) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Alexander Borgia said:
I should probably apologize for my haste in sending out my rant this morning, I may not have made myself overly clear. The e-mail in question was indeed sent to honey@missprint.org. Judging by the return message, I believe Mummy's mail is auto forwarded through Esosoft.
It's ok it's ok mummy's here and listening. Unless Esosoft have an international wing, my disappearance of the weekend was no more sinister (hoho) than a workman putting a hole in a wire somewhere between Leeds and Edinburgh at the weekend. All my mail queued up and I've got it now, I'm just very busy trying to find a new stable home. Plus I got quite ill again last night just in time for Christmas so I'm in bed :( I'd still appreciate teddy bears and barbies, like little orphans get. Also does anyone here run another mailing list and might like to re-home it somewhere safe and stable with me and pay a small fee to help costs? It'd help me to choose my options quickly. Esosoft have deigned to give us back control of our own list for a few days until it disappears - I hope to have something sorted by then but there might be a gap for a few days, possibly over Christmas. I promise faithfully if that happens Sinister will be back, just remember this URL for now: http://www.missprint.org/sinister This is where the Sinister site has been copied to now and where hopefully its new home will be anyway. In the event of natural catastrophe, make a note of: http://messages.to/sinister too which I'll repoint to wherever Sinister's home is, and no-one should get lost. The only things that don't work in the new location are the membership lists. Honey +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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