Sinister: I met one of the girls out of Tight Fit!
As promised, here is the story of how I met one of the girls in Tight Fit. This message is B&S content free, so feel free to delete it now if you were hoping for something more relevant. For those of you who are lucky enough to have missed the Tight Fit phenomenon, they were one of the finest examples of manufactured pop bands, and had a number one hit in the UK in 1981. Basically someone said to themselves "Lets get a body builder type bloke, oil his torso up a bit, stick a scantily clad young female either side of him, and we'll have a hit on our hands, even if they record a dodgy version of some shit old song like The Lion Sleeps Tonight." And so Tight Fit wimohwehed their way to the top of the charts, had a less succesful follow up single with Fantasy Island and disappeared without trace... Luckily I have this ink polaroid of the moment when I met the girl out of Tight Fit, otherwise you might not have believed me: That's me, the slug in the background. Not as fat then was I? The other guy is my flatmate, he's just got a job DJing for a local radio station using my record collection. You see that ordinary looking housewifey woman, the one with the pushchair, she used to be in Tight Fit. She looks bored because she's been hanging around in this empty entrance hall for about two hours waiting for her husband, I think he owns the radio station. You see those red letters on the wall at the edge of the picture? You can't see it all, but the sign says Cheshire Choice FM. I've just finished my weekly film review where I get to slag off all the films that the local cinema has let me see for free, and I think you can tell that I've got a hangover if you look closely. Next week: Alex Higgins called me a c*nt Kevan The Fat Slug *********************************** chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickclick.com http://www.chickmail.com *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Kevan Cooke