Tim Hopkins kindly shared with us :

44-24-40 Nice statistics, I think. Don't you?

I'd be inclined to agree Tim if the the "40" wasn't reference to your shoe size. You know what they say about people with big feet...that's why I cut me toes off at age 14..You can but hope eh? I'm only disappointed I read digests as often as I went to school, otherwise I would have walked your insulting competition hands down. You ask Miller. It took Peter to inform me that perhaps being a Scottish band that a lot of people on the list might actually be Scots before labelling the entire country a bunch of Tenants Extra swilling ****s. Robert McStrawberryblonde enquired :

Oh yes, the Ambrosia ad. Is that Tim Hopkins riding a moo-cow from London to his native Devon? And is that Andy Dean and Steady Mike disguised as the Village People in the background? And do Tim's fellow Devonians, Adrian Evans and Piezo Erotic Unit, really "like it with their oats on top"? I think they do.

WE DON'T TORK LOIK THART ROUND 'ERE THEM CONDISENDIN' GITS - THEY'M BARKIN' UP THE RONG TWATTIN TREEHORSEBARNTRAKKTER. I like it with anything on top - you can't be choosy when you've got size 14 feet and a head like Yul Brunners. And then as if by magic....

I am now the proud owner of my very own Pissing Boy, courtesy of Madame Oon and her exotic palace of soul. Thank you very much, Madame Oon, bathtime is even more >fun than usual, even though Pissing Boy's, shall we >say,"Yul Bryner" is giving me an inferiority complex.

Oon ? Ooooon ? OOOOOOON ? I want a pissing boy - show me where you bought it please. SNOT FAIR. So Peter Miller's met Barry Sheene....not bad, but I still think you've got some work to do to better Gus Honeybun or the entire 1983 Arsenal football team bollock naked in the Highbury baths after training. I think we should have a compy to see how many of us can be one of those annoying twats who get on camera behind reporters on the six o'clock news. As proof you must wear a self designed t-shirt emblazened with the words "GUS HONEYBUN - WORLD TOUR 1976". I'm sure I had something important to say - nope, I'm mistaking you all for someone who actually gives a fuck. Sleep Tight, Beaker. PS Love Slinky Fubs cottaging tales - Cottaging is what makes the world go round...and makes the cubicle walls slightly brown. ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+