Sinister: To My Dog On Wheels. Sinister. 28/05/1999. The intention was to write this post, and post it, on the 28th May 2006, for that was an anniversary. But things never go quite as planned, so here it is, not that far away from two months late. Now I'm feeling flat you seem a mile away. It would seem there is a picnic approaching. A picnic! Its been suggested in order so afford a trip to said picnic that I eat less and the sinisters (are they still sinisters?) will feed me lots of beer when I get there. Alas! No amount of not eating will get me to the picnic. Maybe, one day, there will be another Scottish picnic. Maybe there already has been. I'm so tired that down on the pavement I lay. There is a mighty bruise on the back of my right hand. I like that it is perfectly square. Right angles and everything. No joke. I sort of like that its 3 knuckles wide and 2 knuckles deep(and starts half way down the back of my hand), because people might think I'm hard. Grr Arrrg. I don't like that one of my fingers keeps wiggling of its own accord. Thats just weird. Til the blossoms of the trees come falling on me. Apparantly there are websites out there where people who go 'dogging' can upload pictures. There is an age limit though. Fall on me. So this week I have been eating thousand island, lettuce and humous sandwiches. It costs about £5 and lasts a week. Bargain! Hovis best of both bread(no bits!!!), tesco healthy living omega 3 spread, tesco cheapass thousand island sauce, tesco strong lettuce and tesco mediterranean styleee humous. Proir to this I mainly enjoyed toasted sandwiches with tesco seafood spread or coronation chicken. Sometimes I treat myself to a tesco greek salad with feta cheese and olives. Or have some soup. I like carrot and coriander. Or good old Heinz Tomato. Can't go wrong with that, Heinz Tomato with some buttered rolls. Mmmm. I do not think that 'Helmans' mayonnaise is needed to make a good sandwich. Not that its not good, it is! I have never met anyone who calls it 'Helmans' either. 'Helmans mayo' maybe, you know just to make sure they don't end up with the cheap stuff. Some people don't like the cheap stuff. I don't mind. This has been a dreadful post. x 'What if....' _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN Search Toolbar now includes Desktop search! http://join.msn.com/toolbar/overview +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+