(Previously, on Belle and Sebastian on the Weakest link...) <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM <Stuart> Isobel <Stevie> Richard <Richard> Stevie <Bob> Stevie <Isobel> Stevie <Orchestra> DUM! <Anne> Stuart, why Isobel? <Stuart> When I see her out, maybe crossing on the Street - she always crosses the road! <Anne> oh right.. Isobel, so you're rubbish at navigation as well as general knowledge! <Isobel> Yes Anne. <Anne> Why Stevie? <Isobel> To be honest Anne I didn't care too much who I voted for just then.. was I wicked? <Anne> No, just stupid. <Isobel> ... <Anne> Richard! <Richard> Yes Anne. <Anne> Why Stevie? <Richard> Well Anne I'm a big fan of the Mavericks, and I think ripping off one of their songs and pretend that it was his own was just not fair. <Anne> mm, well Stevie, statistically Stuart was the weakest link in that round but it seems that they Just Wanted To Vote The Dunce Away! And with three votes you ARE the weakest link GOODBYE! * Stevie does the walk of shame, wandering down the aisle alone. (..Inside interview room) <Stevie> I kept thinking that I knew the answer, somewhere in the back of my mind, but when i found it, it was the wrong reply the wrong kind the wrong way of retorting, wrong time to talk through my behind, wrong brain to have in my mind! (..Back to studio) <Anne> Round six, we're down to 4 and so far you have banked £270 in the kitty out of the possible £5000, we're taking 10 more seconds off the clock and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, and that's Bob. Let's PLAY.. THEWEAKESTLINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... <Anne> Start the clock <Orchestra> DUM DUM! <Anne> Bob, the ill-fated ship Titanic which sank in year 1912, was built in which city? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel, in printing, the term Footer refers to textual information, such as a title, date, or page number that is positioned which margin of a page? Top or Bottom? <Isobel> Bottom! <Anne> Correct! Stuart, what are the answers to the clues to the treasure hunt? <Stuart> Not telling ya. <Anne> No that isn't the correct answer. Richard, in the popular BBC soap Eastenders, which character is played by the actress Jessie Wallace? <Richard> Cat! <Anne> That is the correct answer, Bob, the members of the band Snow Petrol were originally born in which city? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel, idioms, something that is of the lowest standard in a group can be described as being at the what of the pile? <Isobel> Bottom! <Anne> Correct! Stuart! <Stuart> Bank! <Anne> What are the answers to the clues to the treasure hunt? <Stuart> Not telling ya. <Anne> No, that isn't the correct answer. <Orchestra> DUM... DUM... DUM DUM! <Anne> The time is up, and in that round you have banked £100, who's lightsabre ran out of battery? Who's derailed their train of thoughts? It's time to VOTE OFF, the WEAKEST LINK! <Jon Briggs> Bob was once again the Strongest Link having banked the most money overall, and Stuart was the weakest link for the second time, will he survive this round of votes? <Anne> Voting over, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM --- (..to be continued) Ken _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+