Gentle Readers, Its been so long I've almost forgotten what to do, but unless you didn't know, my computer was held hostage by Twat Computers Inc. on the pretence of 'fixing my parallel port'. In truth i was getting rather worried, as they had it almost six weeks, and was beginning to suspect some awful Gary Glitter scenario, only of course I would have visited said adult sites by 'accident'. Err, yes. Anyway, I have received in excess of 1000 mails and if you think I'm going to read them you'd better get your ears cleaned out (eh?). A.M.Horne and Debbie , you've got a lot to answer for, and Keith! I've not even got down that far with my delete button, so it'd better not be you, clogging up all the bandwidth. I wonder if anyone would be so kind as to summarise events on the list since mid June, in a sort of Reduced Shakespeare Company kind of way. It could even include Tag and keith fornicating like animals if you're so inclined. mail me anyway, go on , you know you want to. I need to feel loved and wanted again. Well, I did a search on my name in the archives, and it only cropped up twice. TWICE! You fickle bastards. Right, now all I have to do is work out my list crushes, enter Chris Leonards daft quiz......., oh and by the way, whats all this about an album and some gigs???????? Susannah. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net" List rules, FAQ etc., http://www.majordomo.net/sinister

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