Hello all, I hope I find you all in fine fettle, with a fully functional kettle and more than a small dose of cheeky grin-itis. Did anyone else have to read that book Grinny at school? The moral of the tale being that aliens don't like being looked at slightly to the left of right of their eyes. Which I have to admit is a moral I've been struggling to integrate into my average day. Aren't our American brethren subject to regular extra terresterial kidnapping experiences? So there's a tip for you maybe. Or maybe I watch too much telly. Is it just me or didn't we do French pop recently? I mean wasn't it's finest pop gems heralded in these recent archives not that we all formed a band and sang en francais. Though I am tempted to burst into song and deliver a bit of "Je m'appelle Helene, je suis une fille tout les autres" every now and again. Must be something in the water. As for Juicy Loo's mentioning of Mad Murdoch's nasal hair. I think he's a very sensible lad and an example to us all, as a bushy cluster of nasal hair really does help keep out germs and bacteria. Maybe this flu epidemic could have been prevented with a few nasal wigs. Much more constructive than Miss Starry's willy wigs. Keep a healthy bush up your nose... you know it's good for you. Mark C said:

(I was 13 when the above happened, so don't judge me too harshly. Or do, if you saw my horror tackle that left Martin's leg broken in 15 places last summer. Almost)

Being on the recieving end of a vivacious Mark really wasn't as pleasureable as it sounds. My T-shirt was even soiled by the incident, which was a bit much. Unfortunately, though Mark can tackle like Chopper Harris, but has the athleticism of Rolf Harris and the footballing ability of Anita Harris. But the boys a trier and I'm sure he is indeed a bit of a wiz at Badminton. I'm afraid that I also didn't fit the sporting inadequate type during my educational years. It's a shame that like Paul Gascoigne these talents have never been realised due to the twin towers of distraction, namely alcohol and cornish pasties. Ho hum... Actually, while I'm encumbered with a dose of relevance I also found Leyla and Sarah's tag team post much fun the other day. Perhaps it could initiate a whole series of dream tagteam match up posts. Or maybe I should get out more. Te ra, Martin ear confection recordings (http://www.send.demon.co.uk) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+