howdy doo sinister folks how were yer picnics and stuff I was gonna be in north berwick enjoyin the sun but my lift went without me so I missed out but then she lost in the final of the tennis tournament she went to and so i gues she's been punished for not letting me sit on the beach and be twee so anyway i spent B&S day being boring stuck in my flat in stirling and couldnt go out cos of all the bloody tourists in town MMMMMM bloody tourists that was the album that featured dreadlock holiday altogether now "I don't like cricket...... .....I love it" MMMMM weird ass white boy reggae, doncha just love it what i dont love though is bands who sample huge amounts of classic tracks and then murder them with shite beats and/or rapping over the top. top offenders at the minute are Faithless who destroyed rare birds sympathy for one of their album tracks though on the plus side at least it doesnt sound the same as every other track faithless have ever done its just as shit though right im off to sunbathe well see if i can become white instead of my current pale blue colour. with that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+