which b&s song would be the best to conga to? "legal man" might be up there amongst the front runners, but i suspect that "she's losing it" would be the ultimate b&s conga song. why not try it next time you play tigermilk? unless you are driving at the time - that would be dangerous.

How about 'Me and the Major'? Actually that's probably better to can-can to....

is that "working on" in a "tied to a chair and beaten with some rubber hosing" sort of way? what could these poor woodland creatures have done to warrant such actions? you'll probably be attaching kittens to kites next, you sicko. which is probably why The World's Smallest Kite is on sale at present on the streets of Oxford. Far too small to support the weight of a kitten! I saw a dog flying a kite once at Wittenham Clumps.

and who ARE the smiths anyway?

a load of cobblers, natch.

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