Hewwo, Yesterday I went to the sinister picnic, and met lots of people. Then I ended up going to the pub with them and drinking too much and getting served. And then people told me kind things like not to mix your drink, and how to hide the fact that you've been drinking from your parents, even if it did come too late. And Jason never did get round to explaining what eating from the bushy bowl meant. I also have to thank Calum and Lisa properly because they were nice and helped me get home properly. But I can't wait for the next sinister picnic! Today I took my friend to church, which was a mistake because she has a five second attention span. So she pretended to fall asleep and snore really really loudly, and sang rude words to the hymns. So I don't think I'll go with her again. I was playing IYFS in my back garden today, a bit quietly, but then the next door neighbours saw that I was happy, to they put on S Club Seven at full blast. You could hear it all down the road. So I went for a cycle, which was grate fun. I heard FISHYCLAP as well, because Calum loaned me it, and it is grate and they haven't sold out at all, so we can't all go and live with aliens, but I'm not going to talk all about it in case The Duke eats me and I'm really scared of him. Maybe we could go and live with aliens anyway. My brother is an alien. His blood is green, well, it's not really but it should be. He looks like an alien-rat thingy and he picks his nose and eats it in front of everyone and thinks Steps are grate. Maybe Pete Waterypants has stole his mind and replaced it with H from step's mind. Maybe H from step's body is going about with my little brother's brain in it, yeah! I think H stands for Hiccups because I've never heard H speak but I've heard him hiccup. I need to go and do maths homework and stop my brother from blowing up the world (he would and all, he think bombs are grate). Hugs, Jen Ps, I was all set to use a really grate word that meant hangover, but I forgot it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+