Sinister. Enough is ENOUGH with the Hefner adoration! Now come on people, come on children, come on down to the glory river.. of some decent fucking taste! Where you have been going wrong with Feeder is probably listening to their latest stuff - get the first album, Polythene, currently going in Virgin Megastores for 4.99 and YOU TOO can relive embarassing parties in Blackburn when you were 16! Or maybe 17, who knows! GEVALT. It's better than pretending that Maggie Thatcher died for she is still ALIVE (even though you may not believe it under her death mask face) and probably still influential within the machinery of the Tory party, you STUPID BASTARDS! And if that's not fucking mediocre than I don't know what is! Uh, that would be Hefner! Ho ho ho. But you know, I can live with other people liking Hefner, in fact I have TWICE danced to that stupid song, but EACH TIME registered my protest with various other dancefloor representatives. But quite frankly, one could do a lot better. I heard there's a band called Camera Obscura, maybe you should "check them out". Oh sorry, I couldn't give a shit about them either! To be honest, the fact that Stuart Smirnoff 'did the sound' aint overly exciting, uh huh? Speaking of not giving shits - how come no-one is excited about the Preston B&S shows? I'm certainly going! And what a lovely venue! Maybe a little more suited towards panto, but I've heard rumours about Isobel dressing up as the back end of the pantomime horse.... (oh no hang on thats just her FACE ahahahahahhahahahaha yeah okay "sorry")... It is also the ideal place for PICNICS, Preston having the BEST PARK IN THE WORLD, Avenham Park. And Winkley Square also! The second best park in Britain is *RUSKIN PARK* in Brixton, Londons Trendy South West. It's got squirrels gambling, no, gamboling, and indeed frolicking also! Maybe when B&S play London, people should have a picnic there. Mark - there's football pitches! And for all your greasy fried chicken needs, just round the corner is South Londons finest purveyor of said goods! And ice cream vans! Maybe the person who wanted Pavement recommendations should get WOWEE ZOWEE? Robin, are you a weatherman yet? I just saw an ad for Organic Tampons in Ms London magazine. "Reassuringly natural". I like the way that that phrase makes me shudder. Some kind of advertising ways have surely got to me... YUGH. Love, Sarah xx PS - the Hefner song, if you do not know it, could probably be The Day Thatcher Died and it is ALL LIES and I do not stand for it! GRUMP. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+