Richard Anderson Tele-pulp To the tune of 'Common People' by Pulp... She came from space, she had a taste for custard She fell over and got very flustered That's when she Waved at me She told me that her name was Laa Laa I just smiled at her and said "Ha ha" Cos it rhymed And then in twenty minutes time I said I want to live like the Teletubbies I want to go wherever Teletubbies go I want to play with Tinky Winky I want to play with Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po And then, what do you know? She said....."Eh-oh!" She took me to a flowery golf course I don't why, there were rabbits everywhere Or were they...hares? There was a windmill and a funny lady And the sun looked rather like a baby That laughed And it wasn't the only one laughing How bizarre, I said... I want to live like the Teletubbies I want to eat whatever Teletubbies eat I want to pig out on Tubby-custard I want to munch Tubby-toast ten times a week But they didn't understand They just smiled and all held hands Wear a hat upon your head Get a handbag that's bright red Love your friends and give them hugs Pretend you've never taken drugs Still you'll never get it right Cos when you're all tucked up at night Watching Noo Noo sweep the floor You can switch it off or watch Channel Four You'll never live like Teletubbies You'll never see whatever Teletubbies see Never have a telly on your tummy Never get paid a wad from the BBC Or dance and drink pink goo Because you've better things to do I go sent this by a friend and thought could it be done to B&S songs? Maybe Lazy Labour Leader Blair? Richard Anderson ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------