Barry White wrote :
Jon, what you've failed to realise is that, before adolescence, all of Adrian's friends were characters in comic books:
Oh those were the days. Many a laugh I had with the German Fieldmarshall in Commando issue 42....*Oi Hun, Achtung Achtung Jawohl*...*Piss off you Tommy Bastard*...thus ended a beautiful relationship.
he liked to look at the pictures, but didn't understand the words.
I didn't understand the pictures either, but when you're young you use your imagination and pretend. For years I led myself to believe I was reading Bunty.
While pubescing, he moved on to a new group of friends, all >characters in television programmes.
Well I haven't actually reached puberty yet, but yes, those salad days with King Rollo and Terrence McCann !! Oh how we shared the ups and downs of that seesaw rollercoaster ride we call a seesaw and a rollercoaster ride.
When it came to finding a sexual partner, however, Adie returned >to printed matter.
This is only rumour and I vehemently deny ever having a relationship with Lord Snooty. Well not a sexual one anyroads. Hope this clears up a few loose ends. Dancing on the Ceiling, Gripper Stebson. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------
SODS! i opened this email expected a fun filled discussion about the one and only LIONEL VINYL of the best radio station in the north west, RED ROSE GOLD, and what did you sods give me? some rubbishy clever clever oh so funny inneundos, now c'mn we can do better. now Lionel Vinyl is just class indeed, he plays a smooth tip top minx of all the greates songs from the 60's 70' AND indeed '80s OH YES and he is my hero. and he could kick any of your XFM ponces arses anyday, and could probably even beat up the formidable spectre of the Creeper. He is the best DJ about, M&L no longer count as i can NEVER listen so them weep sigh sob etc. was wondering what it would be like to be barry white today. it was most amusing for all of about ten minutes. anything male that crawled up the street (mostly acne encrusted Carr Hill-ers) was "something for the laaaydeeez" - and i'll tell ya what that bus driver who picked all the schoolies up was in da mood for a whole lutta luuurve action sugah. then i got on MY bus and met my friends and i kind of stopped being barry white. hey woulnd't it be cool if you had like a Pop Mr Ben and you could put on an outfit and go through the dressing room door to be whoever you wanted.....i would be...ooh well i'd have to be barry, i mean i eat enough pies for it.....and well, i'd have to be in abba as well just for sheer stupidity value. I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Sarah NICK DRAKE IS VERY GOOD INDEED BUY BRYTER LAYTER NOW THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY. (OR PINK MOON IF YOU WANT INSTANT DEPRESSION AND FRIGHT.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------
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